I HATE HISTORY

Here we go again. Many years ago, on one of my other blogs I had made a similar post, but I think my hatred and revulsion(yes I know its a big word so retards please grab a dictionary) for the subject has witnessed EXPONENTIAL(damn it will you get a dictionary already) growth. Never thought in my wildest dreams that I was ever going to hate history any more than I already hated it. Well lets face it, the concept of history is STUPID. (Sick Trash Unreasonably Perfectly Implementing Douchebaggery) Yes, that's my definition of STUPID, no wait , I hereby officially change my definition of stupid to history. So from now on if you people read a line saying "Adolf Hitler was history" it means Adolf Hitler was stupid. Its tough dealing with history = Its tough dealing with STUPID!!!

Oh wait, BRAINWAVE ALERT!!! From today, I attach even more meanings to history. History is also equivalent to GAY! (hey homos, I don't have anything against ya. Wherever you are just stay there. I just think that the word GAY is history) So now if you people ever read a line here saying " Boy Mickey Mouse is history", it just means that Mickey Mouse is STUPID and GAY!! YAY!!

Ok , I'll let the history geeks score one. Yes, there are some interesting parts in history, like say the extremely debauched sexual practices of the ancient romans during the reign of Ceaser and his descendants or maybe all kick ass sexy wars like the World Wars are quite interesting. BUT, history has a way of twisting even the most exciting of world events into a drab series of dates and excessive details that is quite unnecessary. Damn it what happened in the past happened in the past. Why the fuck do we have to study about it now????

All that bullshit and yak-semen about learning from past mistakes is just plain HISTORY! (read STUPID and GAY) Oh wait if we do learn from history then why do we still have terrorism, wars and child porn. Its because people are HISTORY. And only dumb fucks with nothing better to do than living in the past actually care about this god-forsaken subject. Smart people think ahead.

What ? You think I'm wrong. Well then prove it!! HISTORY SUCKS BALLS and YOU KNOW IT!!

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Hate, rant and vent your feelings!

Although I hate doing this I will soon set up open up my blog to all of you people called readers. You guys can rant about anything you want; you boyfriend/girlfriend, spouse, boss, teacher, parent(s), pets, that hot girl who doesn't give a DAMN ABOUT YOU, hell just anything you want.

Just write your feelings down and mail it to me at the following address. Of course there are some promises from my side as well

1. I promise you guys 100% anonymity.

2. I promise never to give away your e-mail ids and stuff.

3. I promise you readers who will feel the same way as you.

4. Minor editing might be done to correct grammar but I promise not to change the content.

Now, here's where you mail it to -

i-hater[at]live[dot]com

Replace the [at] with @ and the [dot] with (.), without the brackets of course. I mean you seriously won't be stupid enough to mail to me with the brackets ???

Just remember to mention what your rant is about in the subject.

Just go ahead and vent your feelings...

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I HATE WANNABES

Its finally official. I totally hate wannabes and if you don't ... then you SUCK or maybe you are a wannabe yourself. Look here, let me enlighten or rather destroy your good mood by telling you about this incredibly wannabe creature called a wannabe.

It is an incredibly slippery creature which is sometimes hard to spot and some other times its so obvious that your half-blind grandmother could shoot it with an airgun from 50 yards! Living around them is not a pleasant experience. They catch you unawares and spew a ton of BULLSHIT right at you while they try to be something they most definitely are not or ever can be. When it talks it causes severe and extremely painful mental torture. They are not easily convinced of the dark and gloomy aura that they possess by virtue of their wannabeness. Sometimes it even barges into your room like it owns the place and plants its OBNOXIOUS behind quite comfortably in your spare chair and then subjects you to hours of severe mental torture at the end of which you feel that 2 girls 1 cup is infinitely more preferable.

Methods which can be used to save oneself from a wannabe include trying to reason with it, convincing the wretched creature to GET A LIFE, feeling sorry for it and communicating the same to it, proving to it beyond any scope of doubt that they are 100% CERTIFIED UNCOOL and the final method, shooting the abomination in the right ass cheek (this makes it tough for it to come and sit in your room and of course, the added display of violence deters any further attempts of familiarization)

If it perturbs you after this then there is one more thing to do. Pretend to be its friend and then make it watch 2 girls 1 cup. After its done puking (most wannabes either puke or drool after watching this), knock it out cold and then fedex it to Antarctica.

Oh and do tell me if this helped in dealing with wannabes.

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I HATE BURDEN BITCHES!!!

Yes , after a long time its finally time for another rant. I am in law school now and I've met some of the WORST SCUM that any two people could ever mate to produce (homosexuals included)! They don't work, don't give a fuck and always dream about fucking their moms. The world would be a lot better without these assholes.

SO for the first time I would like to create a phrase and that phrase would be 'burden bitch'. So what exactly is a burden bitch ? A BURDEN BITCH is a person who never does his work , doesn't give a fuck and would not think twice before coming to you and shamelessly ask you to do their work or will steal, force you to give up your work and copy it all.

They are the kind of scum that always drag you behind because you have been unlucky enough to have been grouped with them. GOD I HATE THEM ALL!!! I just wish they'd all fuck themselves in their woeful behinds and just start working of their own accord.

Sometimes , I just wanna kill them all....

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I HATE VIRTUAL WORLDS

Wow , sometimes you just have to stand back and admire the depth of man's stupidity! Virtual worlds are probably the best example of human stupidity at it's peak. A virtual world is like a video game that goes on for ever and ever and ever , till your soul becomes as black as hell itself and you cannot breathe till you fucking LOGIN to your virtual world.

Now , how the hell did we get virtual world/s ?? Apparently some prick , no wait it's more like a bunch of pricks , were so unhappy with their lives that they decided to make a program which would allow them to live in a 'u-fucking-topia' and earn fancy money that is nothing but some pixels on the screen. While they were trying to fool the world into exchanging real cash for some of their pixel currency , they were also SECRETLY JACKING OFF while watching the 4-some sex they were having in their virtual world , with their little virtual girl-friends , who in real life happened to be an abandoned group of hippies and transvestites! And if this wasn't enough , people all over the world lost their marbles and decided to join up and pay real , hard-earned cash to ACTUALLY LIVE in their virtual dung hills!! Talk about wasting your money and life....

Apparently , Second Life will one day become a very complex and accurate representation of real life. In fact it's going to be more real than you and me. Maybe one day we will have access to virtual world problems and maybe something like the V-8 will be formed in Second Life. (It's kinda like the G-8 but only virtual) Who knows , there might even be an outbreak of virtual AIDS , virtual poverty , virtual wars (oh wait , we already do have virtual wars in video games) . One day your virtual girl-friends might start getting knocked up by the ultra-fertilizing power of the semen of a super-sexy Second Life rockstar , who in real life is an impotent pedophile who can't even get his pecker up!

The bottomline is there is no point in paying money to live in another that is trying to mimic our world. You know there's a whole new world outside that window , with real girls , food and sex. Yes , I'm talking to you virtual moron. STOP BEING STUPID !!!Turn-off your PC and GET A FUCKING LIFE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! Go OUT and meet some REAL people for a change!

Remember - Spread Love , NOT AIDS. Use Condoms , stay safe!(Even in second life)

I HATE VIRTUAL WORLDS!!! AAAAHHHH!

I HATE MORNING WOOD

Yes , I HATE MORNING WOOD . Fucking nuisance every morning ! It becomes a really BIG problem when my mom tries to wake me up . Have to pretend to be asleep with my face in the pillow till she's gone so I can turn around and look into the ceiling and keep on cursing !!!
OK , look I don't usually have wet dreams (yes , even if I'm 18 and horny!)or even sleazy dreams for that matter. IN FACT I DON'T HAVE DREAMS AT ALL . I even take care of my peeing and stuff before calling it a night! I'm not a 9 year old anymore , so I can't escape embarrassment by just saying that I think I need to pee... When you got wood , sometimes you need to do more than just pee! (You know it don't you)
Absolute fucking menace. Hey! Don't get me wrong. I'm not against the whole process of getting wood. I just fucking HATE IT when it happens at the wrong place and most definitely at the WRONG TIME!!!
I did some searching on the internet and I learnt that it happens because of many things.
1. Male testosterone levels are highest in the morning.
2.You are most relaxed when you wake up in the morning.
3.And one guy actually said , " It's probably because your PENIS RUBS AGAINST THE SHEETS ".
WTF , apparently the penis is like some kind of super-sensitive metal detector that goes crazy when it detects the IRON IN YOUR BLOOD!! Man , if that was the case then all guys would move around with a permanent wood because of their thingie rubbing against their undie.

The bottomline is that MORNING WOOD SUCKS and YOU KNOW IT! That is the whole reason that you are even bothering to read this rant.You are really lucky if you have a place to park that wood in the morning.
I HATE MORNING WOOD ! AAAAAAHHHH!

I-HATER,
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