I HATE VIRTUAL WORLDS

Wow , sometimes you just have to stand back and admire the depth of man's stupidity! Virtual worlds are probably the best example of human stupidity at it's peak. A virtual world is like a video game that goes on for ever and ever and ever , till your soul becomes as black as hell itself and you cannot breathe till you fucking LOGIN to your virtual world.

Now , how the hell did we get virtual world/s ?? Apparently some prick , no wait it's more like a bunch of pricks , were so unhappy with their lives that they decided to make a program which would allow them to live in a 'u-fucking-topia' and earn fancy money that is nothing but some pixels on the screen. While they were trying to fool the world into exchanging real cash for some of their pixel currency , they were also SECRETLY JACKING OFF while watching the 4-some sex they were having in their virtual world , with their little virtual girl-friends , who in real life happened to be an abandoned group of hippies and transvestites! And if this wasn't enough , people all over the world lost their marbles and decided to join up and pay real , hard-earned cash to ACTUALLY LIVE in their virtual dung hills!! Talk about wasting your money and life....

Apparently , Second Life will one day become a very complex and accurate representation of real life. In fact it's going to be more real than you and me. Maybe one day we will have access to virtual world problems and maybe something like the V-8 will be formed in Second Life. (It's kinda like the G-8 but only virtual) Who knows , there might even be an outbreak of virtual AIDS , virtual poverty , virtual wars (oh wait , we already do have virtual wars in video games) . One day your virtual girl-friends might start getting knocked up by the ultra-fertilizing power of the semen of a super-sexy Second Life rockstar , who in real life is an impotent pedophile who can't even get his pecker up!

The bottomline is there is no point in paying money to live in another that is trying to mimic our world. You know there's a whole new world outside that window , with real girls , food and sex. Yes , I'm talking to you virtual moron. STOP BEING STUPID !!!Turn-off your PC and GET A FUCKING LIFE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! Go OUT and meet some REAL people for a change!

Remember - Spread Love , NOT AIDS. Use Condoms , stay safe!(Even in second life)

I HATE VIRTUAL WORLDS!!! AAAAHHHH!

I HATE MORNING WOOD

Yes , I HATE MORNING WOOD . Fucking nuisance every morning ! It becomes a really BIG problem when my mom tries to wake me up . Have to pretend to be asleep with my face in the pillow till she's gone so I can turn around and look into the ceiling and keep on cursing !!!
OK , look I don't usually have wet dreams (yes , even if I'm 18 and horny!)or even sleazy dreams for that matter. IN FACT I DON'T HAVE DREAMS AT ALL . I even take care of my peeing and stuff before calling it a night! I'm not a 9 year old anymore , so I can't escape embarrassment by just saying that I think I need to pee... When you got wood , sometimes you need to do more than just pee! (You know it don't you)
Absolute fucking menace. Hey! Don't get me wrong. I'm not against the whole process of getting wood. I just fucking HATE IT when it happens at the wrong place and most definitely at the WRONG TIME!!!
I did some searching on the internet and I learnt that it happens because of many things.
1. Male testosterone levels are highest in the morning.
2.You are most relaxed when you wake up in the morning.
3.And one guy actually said , " It's probably because your PENIS RUBS AGAINST THE SHEETS ".
WTF , apparently the penis is like some kind of super-sensitive metal detector that goes crazy when it detects the IRON IN YOUR BLOOD!! Man , if that was the case then all guys would move around with a permanent wood because of their thingie rubbing against their undie.

The bottomline is that MORNING WOOD SUCKS and YOU KNOW IT! That is the whole reason that you are even bothering to read this rant.You are really lucky if you have a place to park that wood in the morning.
I HATE MORNING WOOD ! AAAAAAHHHH!

I-HATER,
18,
single,
horny...