I HATE HISTORY

Here we go again. Many years ago, on one of my other blogs I had made a similar post, but I think my hatred and revulsion(yes I know its a big word so retards please grab a dictionary) for the subject has witnessed EXPONENTIAL(damn it will you get a dictionary already) growth. Never thought in my wildest dreams that I was ever going to hate history any more than I already hated it. Well lets face it, the concept of history is STUPID. (Sick Trash Unreasonably Perfectly Implementing Douchebaggery) Yes, that's my definition of STUPID, no wait , I hereby officially change my definition of stupid to history. So from now on if you people read a line saying "Adolf Hitler was history" it means Adolf Hitler was stupid. Its tough dealing with history = Its tough dealing with STUPID!!!

Oh wait, BRAINWAVE ALERT!!! From today, I attach even more meanings to history. History is also equivalent to GAY! (hey homos, I don't have anything against ya. Wherever you are just stay there. I just think that the word GAY is history) So now if you people ever read a line here saying " Boy Mickey Mouse is history", it just means that Mickey Mouse is STUPID and GAY!! YAY!!

Ok , I'll let the history geeks score one. Yes, there are some interesting parts in history, like say the extremely debauched sexual practices of the ancient romans during the reign of Ceaser and his descendants or maybe all kick ass sexy wars like the World Wars are quite interesting. BUT, history has a way of twisting even the most exciting of world events into a drab series of dates and excessive details that is quite unnecessary. Damn it what happened in the past happened in the past. Why the fuck do we have to study about it now????

All that bullshit and yak-semen about learning from past mistakes is just plain HISTORY! (read STUPID and GAY) Oh wait if we do learn from history then why do we still have terrorism, wars and child porn. Its because people are HISTORY. And only dumb fucks with nothing better to do than living in the past actually care about this god-forsaken subject. Smart people think ahead.

What ? You think I'm wrong. Well then prove it!! HISTORY SUCKS BALLS and YOU KNOW IT!!

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Hate, rant and vent your feelings!

Although I hate doing this I will soon set up open up my blog to all of you people called readers. You guys can rant about anything you want; you boyfriend/girlfriend, spouse, boss, teacher, parent(s), pets, that hot girl who doesn't give a DAMN ABOUT YOU, hell just anything you want.

Just write your feelings down and mail it to me at the following address. Of course there are some promises from my side as well

1. I promise you guys 100% anonymity.

2. I promise never to give away your e-mail ids and stuff.

3. I promise you readers who will feel the same way as you.

4. Minor editing might be done to correct grammar but I promise not to change the content.

Now, here's where you mail it to -

i-hater[at]live[dot]com

Replace the [at] with @ and the [dot] with (.), without the brackets of course. I mean you seriously won't be stupid enough to mail to me with the brackets ???

Just remember to mention what your rant is about in the subject.

Just go ahead and vent your feelings...

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I HATE WANNABES

Its finally official. I totally hate wannabes and if you don't ... then you SUCK or maybe you are a wannabe yourself. Look here, let me enlighten or rather destroy your good mood by telling you about this incredibly wannabe creature called a wannabe.

It is an incredibly slippery creature which is sometimes hard to spot and some other times its so obvious that your half-blind grandmother could shoot it with an airgun from 50 yards! Living around them is not a pleasant experience. They catch you unawares and spew a ton of BULLSHIT right at you while they try to be something they most definitely are not or ever can be. When it talks it causes severe and extremely painful mental torture. They are not easily convinced of the dark and gloomy aura that they possess by virtue of their wannabeness. Sometimes it even barges into your room like it owns the place and plants its OBNOXIOUS behind quite comfortably in your spare chair and then subjects you to hours of severe mental torture at the end of which you feel that 2 girls 1 cup is infinitely more preferable.

Methods which can be used to save oneself from a wannabe include trying to reason with it, convincing the wretched creature to GET A LIFE, feeling sorry for it and communicating the same to it, proving to it beyond any scope of doubt that they are 100% CERTIFIED UNCOOL and the final method, shooting the abomination in the right ass cheek (this makes it tough for it to come and sit in your room and of course, the added display of violence deters any further attempts of familiarization)

If it perturbs you after this then there is one more thing to do. Pretend to be its friend and then make it watch 2 girls 1 cup. After its done puking (most wannabes either puke or drool after watching this), knock it out cold and then fedex it to Antarctica.

Oh and do tell me if this helped in dealing with wannabes.

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