Here we go again. Many years ago, on one of my other blogs I had made a similar post, but I think my hatred and revulsion(yes I know its a big word so retards please grab a dictionary) for the subject has witnessed EXPONENTIAL(damn it will you get a dictionary already) growth. Never thought in my wildest dreams that I was ever going to hate history any more than I already hated it. Well lets face it, the concept of history is STUPID. (Sick Trash Unreasonably Perfectly Implementing Douchebaggery) Yes, that's my definition of STUPID, no wait , I hereby officially change my definition of stupid to history. So from now on if you people read a line saying "Adolf Hitler was history" it means Adolf Hitler was stupid. Its tough dealing with history = Its tough dealing with STUPID!!!
Oh wait, BRAINWAVE ALERT!!! From today, I attach even more meanings to history. History is also equivalent to GAY! (hey homos, I don't have anything against ya. Wherever you are just stay there. I just think that the word GAY is history) So now if you people ever read a line here saying " Boy Mickey Mouse is history", it just means that Mickey Mouse is STUPID and GAY!! YAY!!
Ok , I'll let the history geeks score one. Yes, there are some interesting parts in history, like say the extremely debauched sexual practices of the ancient romans during the reign of Ceaser and his descendants or maybe all kick ass sexy wars like the World Wars are quite interesting. BUT, history has a way of twisting even the most exciting of world events into a drab series of dates and excessive details that is quite unnecessary. Damn it what happened in the past happened in the past. Why the fuck do we have to study about it now????
All that bullshit and yak-semen about learning from past mistakes is just plain HISTORY! (read STUPID and GAY) Oh wait if we do learn from history then why do we still have terrorism, wars and child porn. Its because people are HISTORY. And only dumb fucks with nothing better to do than living in the past actually care about this god-forsaken subject. Smart people think ahead.
What ? You think I'm wrong. Well then prove it!! HISTORY SUCKS BALLS and YOU KNOW IT!!
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