Its finally official. I totally hate wannabes and if you don't ... then you SUCK or maybe you are a wannabe yourself. Look here, let me enlighten or rather destroy your good mood by telling you about this incredibly wannabe creature called a wannabe.
It is an incredibly slippery creature which is sometimes hard to spot and some other times its so obvious that your half-blind grandmother could shoot it with an airgun from 50 yards! Living around them is not a pleasant experience. They catch you unawares and spew a ton of BULLSHIT right at you while they try to be something they most definitely are not or ever can be. When it talks it causes severe and extremely painful mental torture. They are not easily convinced of the dark and gloomy aura that they possess by virtue of their wannabeness. Sometimes it even barges into your room like it owns the place and plants its OBNOXIOUS behind quite comfortably in your spare chair and then subjects you to hours of severe mental torture at the end of which you feel that 2 girls 1 cup is infinitely more preferable.
Methods which can be used to save oneself from a wannabe include trying to reason with it, convincing the wretched creature to GET A LIFE, feeling sorry for it and communicating the same to it, proving to it beyond any scope of doubt that they are 100% CERTIFIED UNCOOL and the final method, shooting the abomination in the right ass cheek (this makes it tough for it to come and sit in your room and of course, the added display of violence deters any further attempts of familiarization)
If it perturbs you after this then there is one more thing to do. Pretend to be its friend and then make it watch 2 girls 1 cup. After its done puking (most wannabes either puke or drool after watching this), knock it out cold and then fedex it to Antarctica.
Oh and do tell me if this helped in dealing with wannabes.
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